What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:24
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.